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Maut ke baad chaar log aate hain kandha dene
Zinda rehte aate, toh ek hi kaafi tha.
We live in strange times.
Someone trying to run a govt against all odds is called a "nautanki".
While someone running away from responsibility is a "masterstroke".
If they could defend their hero with his qualities, they wouldn't need to abuse you.
Depends on which festival is next. Last month, they were Christians. https://t.co/tvYl5n4ugX
Hopefully, someday we will realise that other people's deaths are not an opportunity to post our pictures with them.
Who would have thought that a day would come when protesting against mob lynching would also be considered anti-national? #NotInMyName
Dear Anupam Kher,
#AamirKhan was talking about Kiran Rao, not Kiran Kher. Hope this clears the confusion. Jai Ho :-)
Not all media is dead. Some of them still report the correct day and date.
If you want everyone to say nice things about you, wait till you are dead.
A majority doesn't necessarily mean they're right. It could just be that all the idiots are on the same side.
Trolls are faceless cowards who attack you through fake accounts.
But the real spineless cowards are the media houses who attack you through these faceless cowards by writing articles about what they're saying about you.
Ek paisa price cut ki keemat... tum kya jaano Ramesh babu.
Sarkar ka masterstroke hota hai... Ek paisa price cut.
Gareeb ke sarr ka taj hota hai... Ek paisa price cut.
Har bhakt ka khwab hota hai... Ek... paisa... price cut.
If they could defend their leader with his merits, they wouldn't need to abuse you.
If you want everyone to say good things about you, wait till you are dead.
Once upon a time, Afghanistan was also like us.
Then they went through what we are going through now.
And then they became what we are going to become.
#Cobrapost has done a huge favour on the media houses they have exposed. I now have a newfound respect for these media houses. So happy to know that they're doing all this only for money, and not because they actually believe in that shit 🙏
#MediaOnSale
Media is the fourth pillar of democracy. EVM is the fifth pillar.
Actually, fuel price zyada nahin hain.
Humare khareedne ki shakti kam ho gayi hain.
#FuelPriceHike #Pakodanomics
How to spot an idiot?
They spell India as Endia.
The full form of EVM is Time Machine. Press any button, and it will select a party that will take you back in time.
People attack you only when you have something that they wish they had.
The honest only have to make one mistake to be crucified.
The corrupt only have to do one good deed to be worshipped.
Sell something they can see, and people will ask a thousand questions.
Sell something they can't see, and people will buy it blindly.
It's wrong to say that the minority is not safe anymore. Even the majority is not safe. Only the brain-dead majority is safe.
"There's no cash!"
"Learn cashless transactions."
"No food supply!"
"Learn fasting."
"Pvt hospitals don't accept old notes!"
"Learn to die."