Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.
1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument.
2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone.
3. It's not all about you.
4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.
How the fuck can teasing huge corporations, and the richest, most privileged people in the world be considered right wing? 😂 #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/rfXdGrZ41j
Thanks for all your amazing comments about my Golden Globes monologue. Best reaction ever and that means a lot to me. I had a blast but thank fuck it's over, so I can get back to my real job of editing #AfterLife2 and touring #SuperNature. Make Jokes, Not War 🙏 https://t.co/u1bKrnDWMt
I didn't roast Hollywood for being a bunch of liberals. I myself am a liberal. Nothing wrong with that. I roasted them for wearing their liberalism like a medal. I'm such a snowflake, liberal, I can't even really hate them for it. But my job is to take the piss. I did that. 😇 https://t.co/bYwqxiyeKu
I always knew that there were morons in the world that took jokes seriously, but I'm surprised that some journalists do. Surely, understanding stuff is pretty fundamental to their job, isn't it? Just makes it funnier though, I guess😇
It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.
Terrible lack of diversity in this video. twitter.com/MarlowNYC/stat…..
When I was really poor, me & Jane used to celebrate New Year’s Eve by staying at home & just sitting on the couch, getting drunk, watching repeats of ‘Bullseye’ on a tiny TV. Now our TV is massive.
Just had to say goodbye to the sweetest little soul I’ve ever known. RIP Ollie
July 9th 2003 - March 10th 2020 https://t.co/CwqIuWKRww
“Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon & there’s no sequel” twitter.com/THR/status/121…..
It's common now to mistake defending someone's right to say things, with agreeing with those things. If you don't support free speech for people who you disagree with, then you don't support free speech. And remember, it's your right not to listen and even say things back 👍
It's interesting that the people who believe that throwing a milkshake in someone's face shouldn't be considered assault are often the same people who believe that 'saying things' should be.
I used to be constantly disappointed by the human race, but Twitter has helped me lower my expectations.
I hope Kanye demands a recount.
If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you hate, fear and disagree with, then you don’t believe in free speech.
I always feel sorry for the horses at these protests. I would like to suggest the use of armoured rhinos instead.
Welcome to the 300,000 new followers I acquired today. I promise you won’t like everything I say, but here’s a sexy photo. https://t.co/zLv7nDBWg7
Not liking my tweets is hate speech.
The year started off so well. twitter.com/GervaisTrivia/…..