Brexiters: We hold all the cards!
Europe: ....We’re playing chess.
It's absolutely staggering to me that a party which basically fought a referendum and a whole bunch of elections screaming about controlling our borders has, during a global pandemic, not even attempted to control our borders.
Laurence Fox is a one man advert for getting counselling following a divorce.
Congratulations to everyone who’s not dead yet, you’re through to the next round.
Spotted by Mrs. A near our local polling station. (It's very blue round here.) https://t.co/XPo1oCiD0s
I have never, ever been anywhere where someone walked over to a decanter, poured two enormous slugs of some spirit or other, handed one to me, said something and then downed it. And yet that happens in 78% of TV shows and films. Do I just know the wrong people?
When does the MP transfer window close?
Big shout out to everyone who couldn't watch the match last night because they had to be ready to take pictures of the politician they work for reacting to a goal.
UNICEF isn't playing politics, it's feeding kids who are starving.
Jacob Rees-Mogg isn't feeding kids who are starving, he's playing politics.
When Wogan left Eurovision it felt like he was irreplaceable, but you have to hand it to Graham N. He is so perfect at this. Long may he reign. #Eurovision
Just turned on breakfast news half way through a feature on a new Pixar film about a furious toby jug that comes to life and can’t find its way back to a mythical kingdom and then I realised it was just Mark Francois interview.
What a miserable, cold life you must lead to want to cancel your donation to a life-saving organisation for trying to help fellow humans. Imagine living with such anger and sourness. Poor, shrunken souls.
I'm all for holding Israel to account for its actions against Palestinians, but if you're terrorising British Jews because of the actions of a country they're not even citizens of, you're an anti-semite. It's no more complicated than that.
Turns out it’s anti-vaccine rallies that put you in danger from clots. https://t.co/7IYNipFTyJ
For the record, Rebecca Front is - and always has been - one of the greatest humans. I love her.
Also! Who the fuck is insisting on “naked auditions”? That isn’t a thing. Whether or not it’s been recorded it entirely beside the point - that is in itself abuse.
Oh, good. For a moment there I was worrying we don't look moronic enough. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…..
This magnificent old lady, Erica the cat, left us today. She'd had a very long, somewhat batty and entirely happy life. I've got to be honest, though: my heart is pretty shattered. Goodbye, you lovely lunatic. xx https://t.co/mO9BN2Ipcl
Yeah? Well, I believe governments should be run by competent people of good character, so I guess we’ve all got a wish list. https://t.co/EK3R3hNZNj
I would like to suggest that the next government Covid slogan should be: “Over your fucking nose as well, you moron.”
The only thing that could make you look less trustworthy is a cigar and a tracksuit. twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…..
This year’s panto: Snow White And The Seven Cunts https://t.co/IpKKtcO7bl
I think of this at least once a month. Remarkable. twitter.com/EatMyHalo/stat…..
This “don’t annoy the far right” thing is pathetic. Truly pathetic. twitter.com/politicshome/s…..
I don’t generally care about football but I do care about this team, how they are and what they represent. There are plenty of people like me. That’s quite the thing they’ve done.