@KaitMarieox Hi, Literal Larry here. He literally didn’t say that.
We are literally going to get as many brands/teams/streamers to reply to this tweet as possible.
Let’s create a super thread.
Everyone tag your favorite accounts!
April Fools Day...
April 1st is no excuse to stop being literal.
RT to put Literal Larry on your timeline. https://t.co/7oBdfRJGae
I don’t understand OnlyFans.
You can buy fans at basically any big box retailer. https://t.co/32yMC5vfrS
Soulja Boy once said “Kiss me thru the phone.”
What was he thinking? You can’t kiss someone through a phone.
🚨I WANT TO HIGHLIGHT YOU!🚨
If Literal Larry reaches 100K by the end of Saturday, April 17th, then I’ll spend all day Friday, April 23rd RTing my followers content!
Thank you so much for all of your support! Let’s get to 100K! https://t.co/Q2HD1H3Bxq
Today is the day, @McDonalds.
We demand an apology!
We will RT this tweet until you do.
My followers will not stand for this disrespect. https://t.co/L7r5pxNBr0
They call New York City “The Big Apple.”
That’s wrong. New York City is a city, not a large fruit.
@Kaughtin4k She’s not even on a real plane.
@Kaughtin4k Wow. He didn’t take his own advice!
@SportsCenter By this logic only politicians can talk about politics.
Meaning every other profession needs to just stick to talking about that profession.
You can’t just single out one profession and say that one needs to stay quiet on politics.
@Kaughtin4k She wonders why men don’t vent in one tweet, but then she provides a good reason for men not to vent in the other tweet.
LOOK. AT. THAT. BIO.
THANK YOU, @McDonalds!
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A LITERAL! https://t.co/ibSGIMxVpr
This video doesn’t make any sense to me!
She said, “Well, I made it,” but she literally didn’t.
@CorinnaKopf You don’t need one, you want one. Needs are things you can’t live without like water.
I know now that Space Jam is not a song about space.
They really should’ve named the movie: “LeBron James Playing Basketball With Animated Characters”
@Kaughtin4k I’m literally disgusted.
Who made this map of the US?
They got the entire map wrong.
They called Colorado “Chipotle.”
They called Texas “Whataburger.”
They didn’t name one state correctly. https://t.co/wJALrdkK0d
@kiikazuu There’s no correlation between that photo you took and being in a romantic relationship.
These people are casuals.
People on Twitter: “You should see her. She’s so bad.”
Me: “Do we need to alert the authorities?”
@dawn2021 That’s not how you’re supposed to open that. There’s a cap at the top.
You only get one chance to impress at a job interview.
If the interviewer tells you to “take a seat,” you better pick that chair up and run.
@Kaughtin4k Chick-fil-A isn’t open on Sunday!
The Easter Bunny is not real.
Literal Larry is real.
RT if you think we should be teaching people about Literal Larry instead of the Easter Bunny. https://t.co/baJAcAveDG
@Snow_Blacck That’s not actually DaBaby!