I broke down at my great grandma funeral at the podium when I found nobody got her red velvet cake recipe
Getting in the car and blowing AC but it blows hot air for the first 20 seconds https://t.co/CAgUyUvS0P
When Nicki said she never fucked wayne or drake I felt that cuz I ain’t fuck them niggas either
Drafting me into war really would be a bad idea because the minute I check the score and see we down I’m joining they side
Finna try again with my ex from 2017 we forgot a lot of the shit we said to each other out of anger and my stab wound is barely even visible
xxxtentacion songs be mad short ion even be having time to kill myself
I walked into my therapist office and told her I’ll die for my respect and didn’t say shit else for 55 minutes
Suns waited 11 years to get into the playoffs just to have to face Lebron in the 1st round. God don’t give a fuck about this sport
My cousin got shot don’t pray for him I owe bruh $700
the fact that he tried to dance it off and couldn’t because it hurt so much twitter.com/TiidaBossJA/st…..
5k quotes at some point these shits gotta feel like actual punches twitter.com/uncle_veek/sta…..
Everybody going to hell even the dog
niggas discover taming paula and suddenly think they’re above everyone else twitter.com/BlackySpeakz/s…..
Don Cheadle head look like a destiny 2 helmet
I need a girl that is not cool with her parents I don’t wanna see dem niggas
Lmao the commentators be like “what a horrific accident now here’s a replay of the injury in 8k”
“Jae Crowder for three!!!” https://t.co/Evv8LHdhgr
what happened https://t.co/XucTaik42J
left my Spotify playlist on shuffle around the gangstas I’m facing 12 Charli xcx allegations
@LovePassant Bruh since that day I started learning as many as I could we can’t have thanksgiving looking like a super bowl party