I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Well, this dumb tweet got some attention.
So, while you’re here...
Please remember to wear a mask when in public. It’s not an infringement of your rights - it’s your responsibility as an adult amidst a public health emergency.
This joke got a bit of attention.
Why the fuck haven’t Breonna Taylor’s killers been arrested yet? #BlackLivesMattter
Hi @HamillHimself - can you confirm? 😂 https://t.co/bRFUrwZTQx
The word ‘nun’ is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.
Holy shit. Still gettin’ love. Go listen to my science podcast over at @toxcast. I talk drugs, poisons, & forensics in the news and pop culture.
The only other thought I have tonight is whatever you choose to do in life, don’t half-ass it. Whole-ass the motherfucking thing. 🤘
Everyone that reads this, please do something good for someone today. Pay for a meal. Listen. Help someone out. Be a friend. Be kind.
PS. though there are a bunch of “but mah rights” naysayers out there, please do wear a mask continue proper social distancing when necessary. https://t.co/efDDrxtDJm
This is everything. https://t.co/GIUUnxYHvR
Still getting likes and RTs on this dad joke. I have a podcast yadda yadda yadda. Go check it out if you could. But that doesn’t actually matter now. At all. You know what matters? Arresting and charging #BreonnaTaylor’s killers. Do that. #BlackLivesMattter
LMFMO. Laughing my fucking mask off.
@tedcruz I remember when Trump made fun of your dad and wife and you just took it.
Follow me for more recipes. https://t.co/qU7BH3H11f
Idiocracy. We’ve arrived. twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…..
Observation: He is in scrubs and she is hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride trying to holler. https://t.co/j9VDn2UeS7
@adair_brion You can social distance yourself away from this timeline. 🤷♂️
Do NOT consume oleander/oleandrin. twitter.com/forensictoxguy…..
Hey kiddos! If you learn anything during Quarantine Home School 2020, it should be this.
Keep all handles pointed in - not out. twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…..
Still getting love. If you’re a new follower, thanks but I’ll be upfront, I tweet a lot of music, movies, cats, podcast stuff, and bad dad jokes. Prepare to be disappointed.
I’m the meantime, I’ll say it again, for those in the back.
Punch Nazis. All day. Every day.
@Mike_Pence I remember when your policies in Indiana led to a massive HIV outbreak.
Ok. I’ve been skimming through the comments and have come to this conclusion:
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself. twitter.com/forensictoxguy…..
@tatooinecat Tunnel through the ice wall. 🤷♂️ 😂
“Blue shell the 1%.” https://t.co/c7gK9kgcPr
I kinda hope that ostrich caught him and kicked him to death. twitter.com/rexchapman/sta…..