Did we win the world cup? #champions of the world
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@JeroenSkreurs @Tinekeceelen thanks for the clarification.
@stephenfry right, page 277 and we're off (sorry, where off) I was just about to put you down and wipe and it all got interesting.
Considering the benefits of shed ownership, while it would place me in my middle ages, It’s excellent place to store the body parts.
@simonpegg No sorry, didnt see your tweet.
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@frankieboyle what about the Jordan / Harvey rape joke, what was the context?
I’ve been too busy putting an official Red Nose Day red nose on my Daughter to dick around with Iceland news or accurate spelling.
@warmo1 you still alive? - It's all happening back at the office......
Went to M&S today, moved some fish from the freezer and placed it amongst the mulled wine. Oh yes, the will rue the day etc......
Playing GTA4 LATD and resting after another saturday night at the hospital
Late night, not a lot of sleep due to snot and crying, Katie was nice and quiet though (boom-boom) – just happy to not be in Siberia.
Wall-Mart, America, Deep South...
Why do these bloody foreigners insist on only speaking a smattering of English, if little baby Jesus took the time, why shouldn’t they?
Sharon is making fishcakes and I may go the gym. So, fuck all shopping done. Bliss.
@johnmcgiffin anyone for Halo Reach?
earth hour? PHAH! load of monkey toss, i'm only breathing out until 9:30 to drive up co2 then its out to strangle a badger..
Tomorrow I shall go to Sainsburys and do a shit in amongst the uncle bens packet rice.
Might work from home tomorrow, nice lie in and non of that nightmare M3, M25, M6 arseness to deal with.....
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@realrossnoble Just back from arctic expedition, have frost bite and all my toes have gone black, should I send them all back?