@JeroenSkreurs @Tinekeceelen thanks for the clarification.
@stephenfry right, page 277 and we're off (sorry, where off) I was just about to put you down and wipe and it all got interesting.
Did we win the world cup? #champions of the world
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/lwyPc0mBbs
@bnp Is there anything we can do about the Ginger problem?
may bring some artificial monkeys to Cornwall so we can test out tossing methods and produce promo videos
@dubouchet you drunk and alone again?
Bugger. Off to Siberia..........
Sharon & Katie kept in hospital for Ob's, heading home to crack open a nice red & crack off into my fav argyle
Dubai was sandy and there were no toilets just dirty shower, shat in one of them and ran for it.
With luck, life may well be one long weekend soon. Royal Mail is calling......
@bnp My capacity for hatred is limited do you suggest I detest a wide range of demographics or select a single group for attention?
Just one wafer thin mint from wallpaper being “interesting hint of baby”
Feel boxer shorts no longer do the job required of them reached point in life when the words Elasticated & Teflon Coated become common place
deeply frustrated at the lack of un crapedness of Monopoly City Streets, could have been great, trying to buy ******* shhhhhh, can’t say.,..
Just emailed last email, have to eat, then sleep and then have a call at 9:00am, had hoped to feed the ducks before bed but sadly too tired.
I’ve been too busy putting an official Red Nose Day red nose on my Daughter to dick around with Iceland news or accurate spelling.
@klmacnamara great to see you’re alive, how are you both? Lacey was asking about you....
@stephenfry Lets start again, you follow me this time and we'll see how many I get. if I get more than 1.5 Million you lose.
I think my body hair is depressed facial hair agoraphobic attempting to grow back in, at least three pubic hairs commit suicide each morning
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Tomorrow I shall go to Sainsburys and do a shit in amongst the uncle bens packet rice.