Is it possible that Sydney 2000 was Cathy Freeman's second biggest triumph behind the '96 Stawell Gift when she started 54m behind the field and got elbowed in the final straight? If you haven't seen this, you need to. https://t.co/q1bpcFVxi5
Celebrity tries to get free ice cream for her party. Ice cream company says "No." (Read to the end) https://t.co/VzMQqY5CxV
OK Phil, how do I put this? Say Alfie Langer is Covid-19 and Wally Lewis is climate change. Stay with me, Phil. Right now, Alfie has the ball and looking dangerous. But would you advise your players to stop looking at Wally? I think you know the answer. twitter.com/PhilGould15/st…..
RIP Sisto. Coffee and food pioneer. He worked 70 hour weeks at Pellegrini's and always had a smile for you. Four weeks ago he gave me a granita on the house. His passing is utterly tragic. A massive part of Melbourne has left with him. Love to all at Pellegrini's. https://t.co/f6xawI6Zio
I see your Billy Idol and raise you Beaker from The Muppets https://t.co/8m5uPg7wPm
You've got spare ticket to the Big Day Out, 1993. Which mate are you going to call? https://t.co/JUbDXNXEwi
Just thinking of the last time that Alexander Downer had a day like this. https://t.co/2PPjNblqdd
Next time the PM goes to Hawaii, this guy could be PM. Not saying one’s better than the other. But apparently we searched Australia and these two were the best we could come up with.https://t.co/sguF4yIKE2
Back in the days when the Libs trashed the fibre-to-home nbn as just an expensive "video entertainment system"? https://t.co/zZ8YOSYO51
Great from @vanOnselenP. Explainer in chief. #Insiders https://t.co/3nKs1Wxwxt
A reporter asked Gladys Berejiklian a question about climate change at today's presser and her response was "Honestly, not today."
Sorry @GladysB... but indeed, today. And every day from now on. Don't imply that others lack moral fortitude when, on this issue, you have none.
"Coal is the fuel of the industrial revolution 250 years ago. It's all over." - Paul Keating. https://t.co/DifCMoMDyj
Person who thinks those who supported Dan Andrews through Victoria's lockdown and recovery now want NSW residents to get sick and die. How dare you and get fucked. https://t.co/Rn8xnAvWCL
Morning Australia, are you getting a fair go for having a go? Or did that end up being bullshit?
World Bald XI:
V Sehwag (transplant)
G Gooch (hairpiece)
R Ponting (hairpiece)
M Crowe (hairpiece)
M Vaughn (transplant)
J Kallis (hairpiece)
M Prior (WK) (proudly bald)
S Warne (hairpiece)
N Lyon (proudly bald)
S Broad (transplant)
D Bollinger (hairpiece)
Shut up epidemiologists. Jeff Kennett and a bunch of wise-arses tired of being stuck at home with their families have got this.
Love how Princess Anne is cutting through tonight. She's smart, hardworking, and was the victim of an attempted kidnapping in 1974. When a man brandishing two guns told her to get out of the car, she said, "Not bloody likely". Which is Royal for "get fucked." https://t.co/xWOasQ20Q2
“So I rang Peter and asked him to fix our nanny’s visa as a joke. I mean it’s hugely unfair. I didn’t think he’d actually do it!!” https://t.co/nXHAABCAQa
Fuck all these fuckers who say they're "signing off" twitter till New Years while we have to stay here and hold the fort.
Tim Brooke-Taylor lit up so many afternoons after a shitty day at school. Honoured to have once shared a lift with him (and a bunch of others) and he was the life of the lift. He won the lift. Go well my favourite Goodie. https://t.co/T1g2yY5Gr0
Hey 25 million Australians. This is the guy that’s been living in your heads. https://t.co/ey2E8a9tYj
The alternative to lockdown is 10s of thousands of people get sick and 2 percent die. So lockdown seems to be the only path, right? Why the abuse and toys being thrown out of cots? Do you want to die? Or, worse, do you want to get sick and cause someone else to die?
If Georgia goes blue, this woman needs her own statue. She registered nearly a million voters AFTER missing out on being Governor by a measly 2% AND then being passed over as Biden's running mate. No sour grapes. Just rolled up her sleeves for the cause. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…..
All I did was suggest he watch Parasite https://t.co/m59QywEUaE
I’m not worried about the end of civilisation, you’re worried about the end of civilisation https://t.co/Q0MxRwEFPr